Sarcasm for the Ages




(Source: manderz88)




  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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metallicatsanddogs:

Okay, I think Ted’s gonna pass out when he sees this. He’s gonna tattoo Michael’s face on his arm or something. 

HAHAHAHA SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

(Source: annperkins)


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